(IL)literate Poet

My first attempt at a poem (if you can still call it that after reading it :D) ....
I'm warning you.. this would be the craziest shit ever written.. makes no sense.. not funny.. absolute shit.. I have tried my best to make it as absurd as possible and I hope with all my heart that if not banging your head in the wall, at least you'll scratch your head, pull your hair, curse me and cry out loud that why the hell did you ever read this (or I wrote this, whatever :D )... So here it goes :)

Whenever I read
a beautiful poem
Of summer fling
love or jeroboam
How I wish I could
understand poetry

The birds chirping
or the hearts aching
leaves falling
or banana pancakes
How I wish I could
understand poetry

Of love and hatred
Of likes and crushes
Of humor and sadness
Of hope and faith
How I wish I could
Understand poetry

I know its crap
what I'm writing
still I'm writing
what I'm writng
How I wish I could
Understand Myself (oh sorry…Understand Poetry!!!)

Whenever I read
a beautiful poem
Of summer fling
love or jeroboam
How I wish I could
understand poetry


I knooow... Don't say anything...